Below are the 20 most recent journal entries recorded in spankythedog's LiveJournal:

Friday, June 4th, 2004
5:01 pm	I went on an adventure today! This morning Mistress went out the door, and she was carrying something, and she left the door open, and and and I got out! I ran all through the neighborhood, and I barked at all the neighborhood dogs, and and and I chased a cat, and I even chased a squirrel! Then I ate a whole bunch of flowers that the Mean Lady put in her yard, and she called me Bad Dog and chased me with a broom. I don't understand why she is so mean. I'm not mean to her! She's just a Bad Lady. And the Mean Lady has a Nice Dog! The Nice Dog was in the back yard behind the Mean Lady's house, and we sniffed each other! Then the Nice Neighbors two doors down gave me hot dogs. They were cooking them in the back yard. I ate many hot dogs, and they were even better than dog food! Not as good as bacon, though. And they pet me and called me Good Dog. This afternoon when Mistress came home, she walked down the street calling me, and I went running up to her, because I was so happy to see her. I love her so! But she was not happy to see me. She called me Bad Dog. Why does she call me Bad Dog? I don't understand. Current Mood: oh boy oh boy! (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, May 27th, 2004
12:17 pm	Hunger I've been staring at the door for a long long long long long time now, and I still can't figure it out! All this thinking made me hungry, and I was sad, and then I remembered, I have dog food in my food bowl! I love dog food. Current Mood: happy (Comment on this)
12:09 pm	Doors I need to figure out how Mistress makes the doors open. I've been thinking about it for a long time, and I just can't seem to figure it out! She just walks up to the door and makes it open, but it doesn't open for me! I push on it and push on it, and it won't open. How does she do it? Maybe if I stare at it really hard, and think about it long enough, I can figure it out. There has to be a way to make the door open. I don't know how Mistress does it. Maybe Mistress is magic. Current Mood: confused (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, May 13th, 2004
6:38 pm	Mistress gave me some food! I was hungry, and I went panting to Mistress,and she poured me a great big bowl of DOG FOOD! I love dog food! Oh boy oh boy! Maybe tomorrow she will give me BACON! Mistress has a big bunch of flowers on the table. The Mailman gave them to her. She won't let me eat them, though. I was sniffing at them, and she said Down Boy. Current Mood: dog food! (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, May 12th, 2004
2:33 pm	There are cats all over my yard! I keep barking and barking, and they're still in the yard! I don't understand! Current Mood: barking madly (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, May 9th, 2004
11:28 am	The mailman, again! The Mailman came o the door again today! This time, he was not wearing mailman clothes. He knocked on the door, and I could tell it was him, and I thought, maybe maybe maybe he will have another dog biscuit for me, and Mistress opened the door, and HE DID!!! He gave me a dog biscuit, and he patted me on the head, and he said Good Dog!!! Then he gave something to Mistress and he laughed and they talked for a little while, and he gave me another dog biscuit! I'm so glad he came to see me. Current Mood: oh boy oh boy (11 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, May 8th, 2004
9:15 am	The Mailman It has been a very busy week. The mean dog has been in my yard many times this week, and I had to bark and bark at him. There is also this sunbeam that comes in through the side window, and I have been sleeping in the sunbeam almost every day. It's very nice. Today The Mailman came. He comes on many days, and does things to The Mailbox, and I bark and bark at him until he goes away. Tat shows him! The Mailbox is mine! Can't he tell? Today was different. He did not stop at The Mailbox. Today he knocked on the door. I barked at the door, and Mistress opened it, and he gave something to her! And then and then and then he GAVE ME A DOGGIE BISCUIT!!!!! And and and it was YUMMY! The Mailman loves me so. Current Mood: loved (Comment on this)
Thursday, April 22nd, 2004
6:57 pm	Petting! Mistress was petting me today, and when she scratched me just so, my back leg started kicking! It was really weird. I wonder if that's ever happened to any other dogs? Current Mood: puzzled (Comment on this)
Friday, April 16th, 2004
10:07 pm	The Squirrel The Squirrel was in the yard today. I've seen him there before. He runs across the yard and sometimes he stops and twitches his big fluffy tail at me. He does it on purpose. He's taunting me, I KNOW he is! He twitches his tail because he's daring me to go outside and get him. He stood on the windowsill today. He had a branch in his mouth, and he twitched his tail at me. I barked and barked at him, and Mistress called me Bad Dog, and it was all The Squirrel's fault! I'm not a Bad Dog, but The Squirrel was taunting me! What else am I supposed to do? He did it on PURPOSE! One day I saw him when Mistress was walking me, and I chased after him, but he ran up a tree. Next time I'll get him. Current Mood: determined (Comment on this)
Sunday, April 11th, 2004
5:29 pm	She's back! She came back in the door! Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy! I'm so excited to see her! Life is so wonderful! Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy! Current Mood: oh boy oh boy! (Comment on this)
5:27 pm	Mistress is gone! She left! She walked out the door! She's gone! I'm all alone! I'll never see her again! She's gone forever! Current Mood: devastated (Comment on this)
Saturday, April 10th, 2004
2:12 pm	Mistress! This is what she looks like. Take a look! She's the best Mistress in the whole world. She's wonderful, and I love love love her! Current Mood: oh boy oh boy! (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 7th, 2004
5:33 pm	The Vacuum Cleaner came out! The Vacuum Cleaner came out of the closet! It made a scary noise and chased me around the room. I don't know whhy it came out, but it was really really scary! I hid in the bathroom and Mistress made the Vacuum Cleaner go back in the closet again. She loves me. Current Mood: scared (Comment on this)
5:31 pm	I don't understand! Mistress came home and she called me a Bad Dog! Why does everyone keep calleing me Bad Dog? Current Mood: confused (Comment on this)
4:16 pm	The Bad Dog next door The Bad Dog was back in my yard again today! He barked at me through the door, and he even peed on The Tree and The Mailbox and and and AND he barked at me some more! I took care him, though. I found a new place to pee! I peed on the carpet, just in case he was thinking about coming inside. That will teach him whose territory this is! Mistress will be SO pleased. Current Mood: good dog (Comment on this)
Monday, April 5th, 2004
8:11 am	Only one thing smells like bacon and that's BACON!!! Current Mood: oh boy oh boy (Comment on this)
Sunday, April 4th, 2004
5:52 pm	The Mean Lady The Mean Lady came over and yelled at me! She called me Bad Dog. I don't understand why she yells at me. She's mean. Current Mood: confused (Comment on this)
5:48 pm	The Yard I went on an adventure today! I got out of the door this afternoon and went over to the Mean Lady's yard. Her yard is so cool! She has lots of flowers and trees to sniff, and the ground is so soft, and and and i got to dig a hole! It was SO much fun. I love the Mean Lady's yard! I love it so much I even pooped in it. Yay! Current Mood: Oh boy oh boy (Comment on this)
Friday, April 2nd, 2004
3:12 pm	The Bad Dog The Bad Dog next door was in my yard today!!! He barked, so then I barked, so then he barked, so then I barked, so then he barked some more, so then I barked, so then Mistress said Bad Dog! Then he peed on The Tree!!! So when Mistress took me out for my walk, I peed on The Tree and The Mailbox. I showed HIM! Current Mood: Grrr (Comment on this)
Thursday, April 1st, 2004
5:35 pm	I have a journal! Oh boy oh boy oh boy! I have a journal! I have a journal! This is almost as much fun as smelling things! Current Mood: Oh boy oh boy! (Comment on this)